Intro: Have you heard of Yin Cang? (隐藏) Uh…I'm not sure. Have you heard of Yin Cang? What was that? Uh…no. Have you heard of Yin Cang? Where is Yin Cang? [pause…] In Beijing, word… (the funny part of this is that the guy literally uses the Chinese word for "word") In Beijing, you're walking on the capital streets. In Beijing, there's tons of hot girls. In Beijing, incense sticks are in the temples. In Beijing, cruising in your hood in the HuTongs. In Beijing, go to the Forbidden City to study history. In Beijing, there's stuff to buy like a t-shirt. In Beijing, Tiananmen square is too big. In Beijing… You don't understand. My house is right on the eastern gate, Their house is on the college street, All of us go everywhere so you better hide cuz there's nothing in BJ we don't know. The whole ocean is a school with a computer store. [I have no clue what this means] At the intersection of the fifth road is where all the foreigners buy their CDs. At night you can go into the ocean, go to a village three miles away to drink a little, Both places have karaoke, [something that I reveals my lack of knowledge in Chinese] At night, not only is there dancing, drinking, talking but there's other stuff to do too. On the next day, when you get up from bed you'll [feel like you're walking on air?] Taxis have two prices: 1.20 and 1.60. Traffic is usually ok, but sometimes there is traffic. No need to tip at the restaurants. Roast duck and noodles, on Gui street you eat hot pot, oh my god there's too many choices! When you get up you smell the mountain fragrance, you feel the immensity of nature Don't forget when you come back to go to the Summer Palace. BJ University has friends and really hot girls, On ChengFu street there's a train you can go into downtown on. In Beijing, that's where the 2008 Olympics will be. In Beijing, it's getting more and more pretty. In Beijing, there are lakes and rivers. In Beijing, everyone rides bikes. In Beijing, China's capital. In Beijing, winter's a little cold. In Beijing, there's the People's Heroic Memorial. In Beijing, you know it now! You can buy cellphones at the gate. You can buy clothes at [another location somewhere in BJ] You can get lost at BJ's west train station. From [some place] to [my poor Mandarin again reveals itself]. At SanYuan bridge they sell old electronics. Fifth Ring Road, you'll get through traffic soon. The Fourth district has so many roads, I can't tell them apart. Zhaoyang district has the embassies, the street has big trees. Long distance bus stop busses are on the expressway. The royal well is really clean. The Eastern Frontier Art Gallery is really peaceful. [Some other places and how great they are] BJ welcomes everyone to come back.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
在北京
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